captainkirk:woahitsjuanito:(via snadehpants)
Stewie (on the phone): You’re the new housekeeper, aren’t you?
Housekeeper: Si.
Stewie: Listen, I don’t want to point fingers, but I’m missing about a thousand dollars in play money.
Housekeeper: I take.
Stewie: Wha-What… You-You took it?
Housekeeper: Si.
Stewie: Well, give it back!
Housekeeper: Come get, bitch.
im watchin this show rite now